When things go wrong…

“In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.” Since the beginning, the goal of this blog has been to inform and educate. Every post – even the humorous ones – seeks to shed a little light on the mindset and planning […]

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“I’ve Fallen And I Can’t Get Up!”…or Nightclub Incidents and How to Record and Report Them

Yep, that’s right, the Paperwork Monster strikes again. Don’t run and hide from it, be a hero and face it down! SIT DOWN, DON’T FALL DOWN… For some reason, when people see someone else fall down, they laugh. Some comedians have made entire careers out of prat falls. But in the really world things like […]

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Eject! Eject! Eject!

Most people in nightclub settings view “ejections” as violent acts: a group of bouncers literally tossing someone into the alley or a Patron being dragged, kicking and screaming, out the front door. In actuality, 95% of all ejections are quite peaceful, with the “ejectee” willingly exiting the establishment under their own power. Whether or not […]

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